As sarcastic as this meme may seem, whilst at a party I regaled my friends with Caliban’s  soliloquy from The Tempest (I cried to dream again, Act 3 Scene 2) and I actually got a girl’s number. Good ol’ Bill, best wingman ever.

As sarcastic as this meme may seem, whilst at a party I regaled my friends with Caliban’s  soliloquy from The Tempest (I cried to dream again, Act 3 Scene 2) and I actually got a girl’s number. Good ol’ Bill, best wingman ever.

(Source: fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo)

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    If you want to be technical, Andrew and I were English majors. We just focused on the narrative of B genre films instead...
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    WHY AREN’T YOU AT THE PARTIES I’M AT? WHY ARE THERE NO ENGLISH MAJOR PARTIES? OR ARE THERE AND I’M JUST NOT INVITED?
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    This would work on me. Almost definitely. Depending on the douche factor.
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    He can have my number.
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