@13 hours ago with 107 notes
How is it possible
That after so many years of school
A thorough education,
That I can’t remember any theorems from geometry?
Or all the capital cities of Europe
Or how a star becomes a red giant
Or most of the U.S. Presidents from the 19th century
Or all of the major systems in the human…
can the united states just chill for one day
Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake
(Source: naho-tan, via milesjai)
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@3 days ago with 3282 notes
I’ve dreamt about this since I was a little girl.
You dream about dead guys?
(Source: lockelamoras, via mrasayf)
"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
@3 days ago with 54470 notes